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Reblogged from xxashleycyanidexx
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♂:
I am a boy who has a crush on you
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♀:
I am a girl who has a crush on you
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∞:
I am other who has a crush on you
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✂:
Just delete your tumblr already
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✌:
You’re awesome
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♡:
I love your blog
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❁:
You’re beautiful
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✓:
I hate you
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☹:
You’re ugly
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☀:
I want to fuck you
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♬:
I wish we were close
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♧:
I wish we were friends in real life
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☆:
I relate to a lot of the same things you go through
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☮:
You inspire me
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☾:
We should kiss maybe if you wanna that'd be great
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✖:
I would give you the greatest hug
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ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ:
Bears
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Reblogged from horriblekidd
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Me:
Hello?
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Telemarketer:
Hello, is your mother home?
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Me:
I have no mother.
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Her:
Well can I speak to your father?
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Me:
Yeah, which one?
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Her:
Which one is home?
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Me:
Well they're both home..but I don't think you want to talk to Carlos. He just went through a breakup with his boyfriend, Antonio.
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Her:
Oh, so your fathers' names are Carlos and Antonio?
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Me:
No, no! My fathers' names are Carlos and Mark.
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Her:
So who's Antonio?
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Me:
I just told you, Carlos's ex.
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Her:
So Carlos was cheating?
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Me:
Yes, but that's only because Mark was cheating with Edith, our neighbor.
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Her:
So Carlos cheated only because Mark cheated?
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Me:
No, he THOUGHT Mark was cheating.
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Her:
So Mark wasn't cheating?
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Me:
I never said that.
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Her:
Yes, yes you did!
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Me:
No I didn't.
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Her:
Y-yes! You did!
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Me:
Did what?
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Her:
Y-you- Never mind have a nice day, goodbye.
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Reblogged from the0ldandthenew
sgtcain1:
opwclass:
p0litical:
attacktics:
Barrett M82A1 .50 BMG (BMG - Big Motherfucking Gun)
all kinds of dead
holy shit
What I’d do if I got to shoot large marge
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Reblogged from foxtail2001
(Source: togifs)
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Reblogged from the-drug-in-me-is-kellinquinn
paper-scares:
share this around, it could save lives
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Reblogged from xpullthetriggerbitch
theangelintheshadows:
thinkinsidethebluebox:
barfingunicorn:
i-kiss-boys-with-tattoos:
turtle-perry1:
ticklemyjanoskian:
fireretardantzombies:
omg do this i will cry
Nobody has ever won this. Ever.
DO IT NOW
Please guys
I bet no one has the balls.
I TURNED ON ANON FOR THIS YOU MOFUCKAS BETTER DO IT
Good luck.
Did this before and it got so bad that I’d never thought I’d do it again…but I am.
(Source: awaken-the-sirens)
